Caroline!

Caroline, 18, Jersey Shore
Who I Follow

cristinaya:

Shine bright like a washed nintendog image

(via pizza)

spinnit-to-winnit:

things that are okay: when people prefer a weapon over flag

things that are not okay: when people put down people who only spin and/or prefer flag

letterstosherlock:

thescienceofjohnlock:

wlovepierce:

If you aren’t following @StatsBritain you aren’t doing Twitter right.

As a Briton in Britain I can confirm all this to be 100% accurate.

As a foreigner in Britain I can confirm these are 100% accurate.

(via cupcakes-anime)

awkward-at-best:

literally me if i get married

(via maggieandthesexybeast)

behindevilthoughts:

lvrnemalvo:

monobeartheater:

arcticmowsy:

aerostarmonk:

The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house.

oh my god

i just do not understand this post what even

OH MY FUCKING GOD

I DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME

(via heavyonthemeta)

satanicmingledotcum:

thewalkingdelrey:

i will always find a way out

ohmygod

(via glorifiedmonster)

dontactlikewewerenothing:

THEYRE STILL FRIENDS

(via pizza)

exemplarybehaviour:

yesterday i went to buy something and the store owner looked up and said something to me in chinese and i was so surprised i just said “what” in english and then we stared at each for a full ten seconds like what the fuck we are in spain 

(via funthot)

tom-aiac:

This is true art right here.

(via maestoso-cow)

indigofactory:

tardis-mind-palace:

fyliloandstitch:

This scene cracks me up. Not just for the dialogue, but for the mini-heart attack Stitch seems to have when Lilo yells out. 

I love Stitch so goddamn much. He can lift things 300 times his own weight, but one seven year old girl yells out and he grabs his chest in fear 

Let us not forget this real ass response, to her stupid ass epiphany.

(via itsmebecky14)

catastrophic-fallen-angel:

123jaclyn321:

zurashisu:

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

thediamondthatlived:

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

what do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?

I don’t know. What?

a condescending con descending.

get out

That was beautiful

I’ll admit, I laughed way too hard at this

(via thatbassoonchick28)

nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

(via mellophonesandrainbows)

theangryviolinist:

people who complain, groan, and cry at rehearsals when they’re picked on but openly admit to not practicing their parts make me so angry. like why are you even there if you’re not going to put in the time to be there?

(via thatbassoonchick28)